And American parents are a real pain in the ass.
To quote my Canadian counterpart:
There’s a lot that kids can learn from Ms. Perry, such as the utility of having fantastic breasts. That’s pretty powerful and it couldn’t be more appropriate in an age of economic decay. Kids need to know that they’re going to exploit every advantage they have just to avoid being cannibalized when they grow up and life looks like the set of Escape From New York. The sooner they know, the better off they’ll be.
But they won’t be learning any of it because of the cowardice of PBS and the fact that today’s parents are insisting on raising a generation of social retards. And that’s fine for the parents. They might be able to salvage just enough of their decimated 401(k) accounts to avoid the worst of the pending holocaust, but they’re throwing their kids to the literal and figurative wolves.
Wow, I’m starting to sound like one of those Goldline commercials on Glenn Beck’s show, aren’t I?
I guess I just feel strongly about children not learning about the magical powers of great tits. My problem is that I’m just too passionate sometimes.
